MY 2 1/2 YEAR OLD
I know this is WAY overdue.. but hey, do you remember we just had twins? and got scammed out of a bunch of money trying to build a house? and I started back to work? and the twins went into the hospital? and then we got robbed? Should I continue... or is that excuse enough???
Ok... so back to the Blog! ROSE !!!
She is setting the standards high for her two little sisters! She is everything I ever imagined in my daughter. She is the perfect combination of sweet and mischievous. She is smart and funny and sassy. We are definitely approaching THREEnager years. She has a come-back for everything and most of the time I have to turn my head so she doesn't see me laughing!
Some of my favorite conversations:
- Converstion between my mom and Rose
- Mom: Rose put your money in your purse or that Rat-Monster is going to take it
- Rose: Rat-Monster?
- Mom: Yes, he steals money from little girls
- Rose: (Later that night) Mom, there is a Rat Monster in my room.
- Me: Who is the Rat-Monster?
- Rose: He get my money. He weeves in a cave. He eats doh doh (play doh), gwapes, and gwass. He goes far far in the gwound and comes up in my woom. He comes at dark.
- Me: Um... Really? Rose... there is no such thing as monsters... (blah blah blah... I go on)
- Rose: Mom. "der was one monster, but you just talk talk talk, now der is TWO"
- Conversation #2
- Rose: Mom, I go to church tomorra?
- Me: Ok, why the sudden rush to get ready for Church?
- Rose: Massey gonna eat my pink no-nut. No No No Massey.
- Me: Rose you should share your donuts with Massey.
- Rose: Massey wears Turtle Underwear and he get a bwutha. I wear pipers and have isters....
- Me: How do you know Massey wears Ninja Turtle Underwear?
- Rose: cuz....
- Me: Dont look at little boys underwear or show them your panties, ok?
- Rose: MOM.... Massey eats my no-nuts, he not see my piper (diaper)
- Conversation #3
- Rose: "Monkey hit head, jump bed, call Doctor, Daddy... Call Doctor.."
- Mark: WHAT???
- Me: No more monkeys jumping on the bed...
- Conversation #4
- Mark: Rose, what kind of birthday party do you want
- Rose: ALL twings princess
- Conversation #5
- Rose: Daddy... Daddy... Daddy... (like 5 min later)... MAWWWK
- Mark: Did you just call me Mark?
- Rose: EW NOT WISTENING
- Conversation #6
- Me: Rose put your shoes on
- Rose: I wear dees ones
- Me: No, those are flip flops and its cold outside
- Rose: I not wike dos ones
- Me: Why? They are pretty shoes
- Rose: MOM, cwip my no-nails den...
- Me: oh....
- Conversation #7
- Rose: Mom, dat baby cwyin
- Me: I know Rose, but mommy is just tired.... I'll get up in a minute
- Rose: Awe... mom... es ok... but .... get dat crying baby ok?
- Conversation #8
- Mills crying:
- Rose: shhh.... shhh.... shhhh... (inserting passy 1000 times)
- Mills continues to cry
- Rose; You hush yo mowf you cwyin baby...
- Conversation #9
- Me: Rose please eat your dinner
- Rose: I not wike it
- Me: Yes, you do. You ate it yesterday
- Rose: I not wike it... TODAY
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