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TWIN HUMOR FOR THE DAY

Wednesday, May 7, 2014

BECAUSE I KNOW YOU ARE ALL DYING TO KNOW HOW I REALLY FEEL ???

So true!!  I was told I couldnt have babies, I went to a specialist for my first and done a lot of praying, the second, I must have prayed so much God wanted to shut me up, so he blessed me with twins....LOL
This sums it up.  I think God looked down from heaven and thought to himself "They have got it going on pretty good, I think I'll spice things up a bit?"

Are they twins? No the one on the left is a clone because I always wanted to birth a liter!
I just remember all the stupid questions people asked Julia when she was pregnant with the triplets and I can already tell that I am not going to be very good at answering those kinds of questions...

Double everything
PRIVATE SCHOOL TUITION!!!  ENOUGH SAID.
You know, Dr. H always said if Rose was a boy and we sent him to THE Pillow Academy (if he was as athletic as Mark) then he would pay 100% of his tuition....  His words may bite him in the butt one day, because we just may move to Pillow if that still holds true with these TWO.  Have no fear Granddaddy Jim, we have not forgotten your words - in fact they have been mentioned quite a bit lately.  ha ha ha 
(Just Kidding..... kinda???)

No, your closely spaced children are nothing like having twins. But thanks for trying to relate.
Schedules People - we will be having lots of SCHEDULES at the Hardin House

Identical twins comebacks :) I love this! Question I have to answer ALL the time!
Just tattoo it on my forehead right now.  The answers to every question I know I will get asked.  Julia said the #5 one EVERY SINGLE DAY FOR LIKE 2 YEARS.  

'Are your boy girl twins identical?' 'Yes, right down to his penis and her vagina!'
Another one of "those" questions....

Double stroller. Wish I could've seen this when pregnant with my twins!! Looks very practical!!
Contemplating this contraption....  hmmm....

Cute idea.
I have no clue who the lady in the picture is.  I came across this on the internet.  All I can say is HOLY FREAKING SMOKES..............................  I mean come on....... Give me a break.......
The good news is there is still is hope for an after twin body considering her "after" pic looks fabulous.  It takes a lot to see that tho, as ones eyes cant be removed from the MEGA PICTURE.....

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But I have to remember the JOY that comes from Our Journey Right????  I mean, God may throw curve balls to my plans, but he sends them in ENORMOUS Packages hand tied with Golden Ribbon.  What a blessing.  My heart already Overfloweth.  Beyond Blessed and Getting SO EXCITED WE CANT STAND IT!!!!

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